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G.L. McDorman is the author of The Quality of Mercy as well as the host of Elder Sign: A Weird Fiction Podcast; Hanging Out With the Dream King: A Neil Gaiman Podcast; The Gene Wolfe Literary Podcast; and Lower Decks: A Star Trek Discovery Podcast.